After Maths:
Jingwen and Shreedhee: *singing*
Man Kit: Eh what song is that?
Shreedhee: Secret.
Man Kit: Which band?
Why funny: I meant secret as in not a song but as a secret like i am not going to tell him! hahha.
English Class:
Mr Guo: There are many racist remarks like this made in other countries, but we don’t really find much in Singapore.
Kenneth Chung: I’m racist against Chinese.
Mr Guo: That means you’re racist against your own race lah.
Kenneth Chung: Nah, i am okay with everyone except you.
Why funny: That is not even racist, its more like bias. hahha
Restaurant:
Waitress: Here is your bill sir after the discount.
Dad: So you did not use the card?
Waitress: We did, but did not because you gave voucher.
Shreedhee: Which means you did not use it?
Waitress: No, we did but the voucher only.
Shreedhee: So the card never? So means what?
Waitress: *Keeps on explaining and explaining and explaining*
Dad: *Hands over the money* Thanks.
Shreedhee: Thanks
(AFTER WAITRESS LEAVES..)
Dad: What did she explain ah?
Shreedhee AND Shreedhya: I have no idea/clue.
Dad: Yeah me too, just was hearing for the sake of it. Lucky your mother was not here, she would have confused matters.
Why Funny: The waitress had no idea on what she was saying and i did not expect all of us not to also. Also it had nothing to do with my mother but sadly she got dragged in. hahahh
Tamil Class:
Teacher: For fairfield where will you’ll get you fund?
Subra: Funfair. (fundfair)
Why Funny: Because its so not funny but he thought it was and so it made me laugh. And like what was he even thinking. hahha
English Class:
(Presenting group works on which 4 to 5 people out of the 7 people given, we will save in that particular situation.)
Mr Guo: Okay Kenneth Chung your group will present.
Kenneth Chung: *explains*
Mr Guo: So who is the last one you’ll save?
Kenneth Chung: The maid, cause she is your sister.
Why Funny: It makes no sense at all, not even a little. However, the look on Mr Guo’s face is the most champ. hahah